8th floor Bistro

For those of you not acquainted with the wonderful Bill Will, there is a somewhat new bistro on the 8th floor. First off, why would you build a cafe next to the diabetes clinic? It's just mean. Don't try to justify it by making everything sugar-free and still 800 calories for a "guilt-free" brownie. Let's talk portion control...and how you only offer drinks in large.

Anyhoo, the real issue here, is the cafe dude. How slow can a barista be? Isn't it part of the job qualification to be speedy, especially when there is a crowd? But more importantly, our Wario looking friend is just creepy. Here are a few suggestions I have for him:

1) Please stop asking Hannah why there are so many students from the "Far East". Hannah is from Maryland - suck it.

2) I don't want to hear about your stories about how you do business in China and how your ... business contact is from China, but when you do business, both of you speak English to each other. I need to know that, why?

3) At this point, I would like my coffee already please.

4) WHY are you talking to me about China?

5) I do not know how long it takes to learn Chinese. Nor do I know where you can learn it. Google it.

6) Please do not read my credit card

7) Please do not try to pronounce my name from my credit card

8) I do not want to tell you the meaning of my name

9) If you ask me whether I want the receipt, and I say no, why do you lecture me about why I need my receipt?

Let's hear your gripes.