Mobio

Dear Dr. ___,

I am not from China.  My family, contrary to what you might assume, is not in the production business.  No one in my family smokes.  Why do you look at me and point whenever you say something about China?  Yes, Gail and I are both Asian, however, we are not twins.  For your information, Amy is also Asian.  Perhaps you should have included her, making us triplets.  

*sigh*